August 11th, 2010 by Diane
Diane Lane has a slim figure and yet she has firm and ample-sized boobies. For years this hot sex symbol of an actress has been Hollywood’s most confirmed bachelorette, Diane Lane is finally settling in to married life. But apparently, domesticity hasn’t fully tamed the sex kitten within Diane Lane. Just take a look at these photos of the sizzling hot actress. If you want to see more Diane Lane naked photos, just click on the link.
No one’s perfect. The sexy Diane Lane is the first to admit gives bad date. “My husband almost walked out of one of our first dinners because I couldn’t stop laughing,” says the fucking hot stunner, her husky voice laced with the promise of whisky and fun even at 9 a.m. “I had the nervous giggles, the endorphin heat rush when you just can’t stop, and it got worse and worse. Luckily, I managed not to lose him,” she says of actor Josh Brolin, her husband of two years. “But that attraction, it’s like you’ve set off a three-alarm fire. When you get older,” Diane continues, “you just try to control it better. But it’s almost impossible to hide.” That Josh Brolin is one lucky bastard!
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February 11th, 2010 by Diane
We would all look like sorry asses if all we depended on for a bit erotic pleasure were straight-edge, censor-approved Hollywood films. Granted, people are loosening up and are actually enjoying nude scenes instead of watching them in theaters with one hand already writing an angry letter to the theater manager with their butts clamped tight in indignation. Luckily, the generation of hypocritical shut-ins who still think missionary sex is cool is dying out, so the world in now being populated by more liberal-minded individuals, well-represented in both genders, so-distinctly termed perverts (men) and sluts (women). But I digress. Thank god it’s not only movies that we turn to when we’re looking for something to jack off to and release tension, or, again, we’d all be delinquents in the form of stoners, murderers, or worse, politicians. That said, here’s an alternative for your ball-sac shriveling movie chapter surfings: fake naked pictures of Diane Lane, looking actually naked and happy about it.
If Diane Lane’s naked body were actually shot minus the dim mood lights, the distracting curl of the smoke machine, and annoying cuts and angles by the cameraman, this is what she would look like. And, if Diane Lane’s naked body were crouched over your throbbing cock, with her hand wrapped around it and pumping you for your share of cum, this is what she would look like. And if pictures of Diane Lane’s naked body were compiled handy for you and your cock’s enjoyment, this is what you should do: click.
February 11th, 2010 by Diane
You know a celebrity was thrust under the spotlight for the sole purpose of getting naked when even her earlier attempts to success involved her tits being bathed under said spotlight. Diane Lane is quite famous for creating a string of failed movies, but much more famous for the raunchy roles she took on early in her career. Thank god producers and screenwriters have so much love for Diane Lane and her tits, huh? I suppose that, even if Diane ever lands herself jobless, her tits still would be employed, since they’re just as popular as her. Anyway…
This 1987 film, Lady Beware, puts Diane’s tits in employment once again as she stands topless in front of the camera for a hundred percent, unbarred appreciation of her lady lumps. Yep, none of the strategically-placed hands trick other (stupidly) modest celebs do when forced into a nude scene; it’s a fully immersive boob-fest in this film. The better thing about this film is we get to see Diane’s tits when they were still perky and full, but even so, she’s still a regular guest in my dreams despite the age. And in her case, age actually served to refine her sex appeal, although not much on the chest area, inflation-wise.
Still, its fuckin’ titties. And we’ve got this nude clip packed ready for your viewing pleasure, all for the love of Diane Lane and seeing her tits on camera. Hit the link for the clip, plus other incredibly hot Diane Lane goods.
February 11th, 2010 by Diane
How apt is it that Diane Lane, one of the more unappreciated sex symbols in Hollywood, would find solid fame and recognition in her 2002 film Unfaithful? Co-starring Richard Gere, Diane plays the role of adulterous wife Connie who finds herself caught in a tryst during a chance incident in Manhattan. The film, although not as critically praised as hoped, drove in earnings by the barrel, which proved as long as a movie has a hot MILF leading the helm, it’ll draw in a stampede of viewers.
And guys won’t be disappointed by this film, despite the obvious lack of guns, ‘splosions, or whatever Michael Bay threw in the last two Transformers film that had the theaters bursting with guys of all ages whooping and doing spontaneous standing ovations in between sequences. Er, yeah. Unfaithful will please because we get to see Diane Lane in her element; that is, as she gets manhandled, stripped naked, fondled and fucked on-screen. We get to see Diane’s MILFy, lactating tits rubbed by Olivier Martinez so violently I was expecting a genie to pop out and say, “Shit, impatient much?”. Anyway, why would anybody want to see a Diane Lane movie unless it involved her looks and sex appeal taken advantage of? And for guys who always fantasized about Diane Lane involved in some cradle-snatching affair, this movie would be it. Just imagine yourself in the place of Olivier Martinez as he cups Diane’s shit-tasty tits like Christmas arrived early. And ladies, don’t be offended; consider having your tits molested and handled like yeast as a free breast cancer checkup. CELEBRATE WOMANHOOD. HAVE YOUR BOOBIES CHECKED.
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